The Daily EO: March 21, 2012

I am a forger.

I used my husband’s credit card to buy kale and other healthy things.  When the time came, instead of entering a pin, I had to sign.

I signed Emile’s left-handed scrawled signature with my right.  No two signatures could look much more different, but fortunately, I already had the card back in my wallet.  The teenaged cashier looked unconcerned, but I think that is the standard expression for people over 30.   I felt like I had run a major con.

Next time I will try it on it something other than canned pumpkin.

March 21, 2012 Extra-Ordinary:   Forgery and the thrill of the crime.

Start the Car!  Start the Car!