The Daily EO: September 5th, 2013

I have been doing a fitness DVD off and on recently.  Well, actually not a DVD, because with my husband, such things like physical DVDs and Blu-Rays are deemed archaic.  Instead we use files from our server that links our ridiculous number of computers and other electronic devices.   But that is not the story.

This particular fitness “video” is rather short actually. . .

. .. .  ahem. . . slight interruption here to let you know that my neighbours up here on this high floor are smoking marijuana.  Nobody call the police please because it doesn’t really bother me.  But the aroma is wrapping around my apartment.  Perhaps I should shut the door.  Perhaps I should go over make some new friends.

Anyhoo, back to the story…..

This particular “video” is rather short, but seems effective because I tend to have problems sitting on the toilet the next day.  I actually have to use my arms to lower myself down (which are pretty wiggly as well).  Because my thighs and butt refuse to comply.  My only other option is to stand straddling the toilet and pee like the an English butler pours tea.  Or stop consuming food and water.

Is this too much information?

September 5th, 2013 Extra-Ordinary:  Today I was able to sit on the toilet.