The Daily EO: May 6th, 2013

Sent to my husband on morning of May 6th:

A significant buying opportunity has come to our attention from an unidentified party.

 Rarely available, these Round One, Vancouver Canucks/San Jose Sharks Game 7 tickets are looking for just the right buyer.  The discerning purchaser will see the unique chance to save significant money over face value.

 Appraised at $600, these can be obtained now for $25. If that seems too much, you might think of sharing them with someone, reducing your wise investment to only $12.50.

 Applications are now being taken from qualified applicants.

 For those concerned that the tickets might be sold to more than one person (say 60 people) and that no one would ever find that out, you will have the peace of mind that only a signed Declaration of Authenticity brings.

 In these once-a-year circumstances, we are able to accept Cash Only.

May 6th, 2013 Extra-Ordinary:   Laugh at yourself – it makes it a little easier to take.

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Author: Susan

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